Stober

To act sober, in order to avoid trouble when you're actually either high, or drunk.

Dustin:"When you get home won't your mom know you're high?"
Bri:"Of course not, I'll be stober."

by BriBear™ January 31, 2009

Stober

The state of being between stoned and sober.

I'm so stober that I want to make a new word.

by ES, JC, JQ December 21, 2007

Stonex

When one gets stoned and has sex

Joe and kelsey love having stonex.

by Jdptx1 May 13, 2017

Stober

When you are such a stoner that even when you are completely sober, you still look stoned.

Did you hear Lucas gave up drugs for a month for his parole hearing?

Really? I just saw him and he looked stoned out of his mind.

Yeah he is just always looks stober.

by Hillary_Love April 28, 2011

stober

when you are definitely intoxicated but think you are sober.

I'm not tryin to stay stober here

by hoeseck December 8, 2009

stober

To stumble home (or elsewhere) while trying to sober up at the same time. Could also be "stober up".

I have vague memories of buying this water bottle at the grocery store while stobering home last Friday.

by linguishionista August 6, 2008

Stoexting

When a hot girl sends a pic of toes.

Kay was by the pool stoexting me a pic of her new pedicure.

by RAOULBTLKRUSE August 23, 2012