Sneaky Stiffler

When a person consumes a large amount of alcohol and becomes unfunctional. Then, when everyone is asleep, they sneak to the nearest end table or coffee table, and urinate profusely under the table as though it were a toilet.

"Man, that was a great party last night."

"Yeah, especailly when Tom pulled that sneaky stiffler."

by Sneaky Stiffler February 4, 2009

Stiffler

Taken from the "American Pie" movie series.
Noun: The fucking monster, the fucking evil, or the fucing king ....

Who wants to enjoy the life with girls....
No tension at all..
And do not do real love...

My name is Stiffler and i love to Fuck...

by Akhilesh Stiffler... November 23, 2010

Scott Stiener

Some wrestler with huge biceps; obviously on steroids.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

Stiffney

Short in any way. Claims to be in her 20’s but actually is 70+. Sleeps all day and has Dementia.

Also can't see shit without her Glasses.

Do you see this ? Mhm… no i don’t have my glasses with me.

… you're such a Stiffney!

by Prof-Dr-Trobisch September 7, 2022

sleep stiffer

When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.

"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"

"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."

by pinkdinko April 6, 2010

stiffer than a honeymoon dick

Something that is very sturdy, extremely solid.

After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"

by Raider Matt May 13, 2017

stiffler

(adj.) getting so inebriated/cannabinoid intoxicated that one will try to take advantage of a female in a closet

Dude, i just had the most stiffler weekend ever.

I heard Kyle had one stiffler of a weekend.

by FreeWilly94 May 26, 2010