sturb comp

Sturb Comp: to curb stomp someone so fiercely you mess up your own speaking/pronunciation abilities

"If you keep talking shit, I'm going to sturb comp you into hell."
"Do you mean curb stomp?"
"No, I mean sturb comp."

by jamesladida21 November 22, 2014

stfuberoflolmaomgtfo

The longest leet acronym ever, composed of stfu, uber, rofl, lol, lmao, omg, and gtfo.

If someone's telling jokes, and you don't think they're funny, so you want them to shut up, but suddenly their jokes become rediculously funny, until you realize they're making fun of you, so you kick them out of your house, you'd yell: "STFUBEROFLOLMAOMGTFO!!!"

by Nick Halsey March 4, 2009

STFUBISYUTHAKYAOTD

To tell someone to stop talking before they get theirs.

Hey Russ, SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I SLAP YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD AND KICK YOUR ASS OUT THE DOOR.

by Julia408 June 22, 2005

STFUYBAMFS

Shut The Fuck Up You Bitch Ass Mother Fucking Slut

(Over Instant Messenger)
Gangsta_Monsta: I made sweet love to your momma last night.
Pippy_Pie: Man... stfuybamfs

by Scratchy Zebra February 18, 2009

stfubikya

shut the fuck up before I kick your ass

Person 1: Well, no one cares about what you want.
Person 2: stfubikya!

by Minecraft1238 March 19, 2019

STFUBAMMAS

Stands for "Shut the fuck up, bitch, and make me a sandwich!" Commonly used by mike russell when he is having chicken wing withdrawal.

can be said as sta-foo-bah-mas.

Person 1: "MIKE GET OFF THE COMPUTER!"

Mike: "STFUBAMMAS!"

by Mr individual March 2, 2010

Sturb

Dirty slang for masturbate.

Made popular by the feature film, Whipped.

Vince - "hey Chad, me and the bro's are gonna bro out, you in?"
Chad - "Nahhhh broheim, gonna sturb for a few hours."

by Drewbatooba June 12, 2008