STEFTI

STEFTI is a school in the Philippines which is an archipelagic country in Southeast Asia. Like many other schools in the Philippines, this school is a different breed and has a limited edition kit!

Inclusions:
— Dumb students
— Drama everywhere
— Burned out gifted kids
— Academically challenged kids

Limited Time Offer:
— Annoying Batches for JHS

— Gay students
— Strict Teachers

So what are you waiting for? Enroll your kid at STEFTI! The best school in the Philippines! Join now😉.

Person 1: Hey dude! Where’d you study for your JHS and Elementary years?
Person 2: Oh yeah, I studied at STEFTI.
Person 1: YOO FR? That school is lit!
Person 2: I KNOW RIGHT?!

by your._.local.student October 21, 2022

Stevii

The greatest person in the whole WORLD. And she has the best name in the world too!
Did I mention she's incredibly hot and a genius?

Oh my goodness. Did you see Stevii the other day? I am SO JEALOUS of her. She is sooo amazing!

by ...dotdotdot... January 4, 2009

Karl Steffin

Youngish man, yet suffering from serious balding. Light blonde hair nearly as pale as his skin. Sarcastic, funny, some may call this man Evil Incarnate. Will kill any who use the first name. Most likely berates students heavily in order to compensate for insecurities.

"Oh man, did you hear steffin's lame ass joke?"
"No, I was too busy squirming in agonizing blindness caused by the glare on his bald spot"

by Student April 17, 2005

Stefism

A joke or anecdote characterised by a distinct lack of humour or purpose. Often followed the solitary laughter of the perpetrator of the stefism.

group talking- someone interpupts with a stefism - "this one time I dropped all my pens on the flaw and when i went to pick one up, i realised I had left one on the flaw" hahahahahaha (stefism) followed by deadly silence from group

by LOl)gegwwg wg October 2, 2011

STEFTI

St. Therese Educational Foundation of Tacloban INC. or STEFTI is a Educational Institution Located in the City of Tacloban in the Philippines. The school provides k-12 education (however you will still need kumon to pass math). Like many schools in the Philippines, STEFTI has a plentitude of things going on inside it.

Some of the things in STEFTI are:
- Dumb students
- Annoying students
- One smart kid per grade
- Hot C.L teachers
- High School couples
- Amazing food
- Terrible food
- Unnecessary drama

- Maiden-less students

Some special mentions are:
- Child faced Gr. 7's
- Adult faced Gr. 6's

- Crazy Gr. 8's
- Stray Cats
- Gay and fruity students
- Political turmoil

So what are you waiting for Enroll in STEFTI now!!!

person 1: What School do you do to?
person 2: oh I go to STEFTI.
person 1: Oh so you must be smart right?
person 2: ...
person 1: y-you must be smart r-right???

by ya_boi_bob November 13, 2022

Steffi

A person who is nice = ans smart. and is my triplet. =

Steffi and I are evil =D MUAHHAAHAHA

by Helen January 24, 2005

Steffin Collings

Originates from the myth of a man with the pertest and longest nipples ever. He also posesses the tightest booty known to mankind. He is passionate, and sweats freely, sepecially when talking about Peter Brook.

O my god, check out his Steffin Collingses.

He has been so Steffin Collingsed.

by Leontes January 26, 2005