Creamy Steamer

Taking a shit while jerking off

Ryan took a creamy steamer, it was very messy!

by Stephen Blair April 26, 2008

pumpkin steamer

Taking a Poo inside of someone’s lit jack-o-lantern.

Usually a prank played during Halloween

Dude! James laid a gnarly pumpkin steamer on old man Pedersen’s porch!

by D_Wraith October 24, 2017

kansas city steamer

Ginormous amount of odorous, foul smelling shit.

Hey Maynard! Brad said he lost 3 pounds when

he dropped a huge stinky KANSAS CITY STEAMER
in the toilet!!!

by SNARKKY25 February 24, 2020

Sanchez Steamer

when someone breathes hot air into another person of the same gender’s butthole while continuously penetrating it with their tongue.

“Richard used the Sanchez Steamer on me last night. I’m happy we’re trying out new things ;)”

by testicle mary July 5, 2018

chin steamer

When you are giving oral sex and the receiver farts on your chin.

Hey girl did he go down on you last night? Ya I even gave him a chin steamer!

by CeeMe July 13, 2016

Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021

Jolly Steamer

When you unexpectantly come across a dump in a public/private bathroom.

Guy 1: "Man i got to take a poop!"
Guy 2: "Well hurry and go to a stall."
Guy 1: "Alright... dude someone didn't flush their turd!"
Guy 2: "Hahahaha you just got Jolly Steamered

by JMB10 January 7, 2012