Steak

A male that has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of society with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Use in a sentence: Hey babe, get a load of this steak's Nike Shox and pink Hollister shirt, what a douchebag...

Key indicators of being a steak:

Constantly wears running shoes, live strong bracelets, pink popped collared shirts that are 2x too small, or affliction shirts. If you are over the age of 25 and rock Hollister or Abercrombie, Chinese lettering or tribal band tattoo on/around bicep, wear Oakleys, use a tanning bed instead of the sun, or in a Frat, you are steak.

by AllstarSuperstarRockstar September 14, 2010

Steak

good weed

I had some steak, it was off da hook.

by Angelface June 3, 2003

Steak

Money, Cash, Green, Bread, Bank

Yo man where my steak at?

by Michael J. Gregory February 8, 2007

Steak

In tennis, someone who is no good at all, or who thinks they are good and really aren't. Origin is from "minute steak," 30 seconds on one side, 30 on the other, to denote winning two easy sets from them.

Origins are in WNY in the early 1990s, popularized by B. Ziemba. (1969- )
Can be popularly used to mean anyone who sucks at a given skill, not only just tennis.
Steaks get "torn off" when they get beaten, as they are always apt to be.

Joe thinks he is so good, but he's really just a steak. I beat him 0 and 1 just the other day.

by Griffster February 16, 2012

Steak

steak is love

hey wanna have sssssssssssssssssssssssssssteak

by Mizury November 26, 2018

Steak

a cut of meat from a farm animal; when in all caps, a woman's vagina.

Hot waitress: Hey, would you like some steak?
Male: Shit, bitch, gimme some STEAK!

by Rzeno May 25, 2003

Steak

Athletic buttocks which cause admirers to drool like dogs looking at steak.

I'd love to pound that steak.

by Col. Dr. May 4, 2006