Cum satchel

When you use a vacuum cleaner to masturbate and use a shamwow to clean up the mess and put it in your satchel and bring it to the sperm bank to sell for a minimum of $69 and a maximum of $6969

"Dude I just got 69 dollars with my cum satchel method ways!"

by Cum sack June 14, 2013

rat satchel

To hide or conceal drug paraphernalia in your scrotum. First by removing your testicles to create a pouch.

When Fred went to prison he hid his stash in his rat satchel.

by Dennis Leppala October 1, 2007

snatchel charge

When a women excretes vaginal fluids in a large quantity and the flow is quite pressurized. As if you were to throw a satchel charge in her vagina while performing vaginal sex at the pinacle of orgasim.

"As Christie and I were performing a sexual act last night, she snatchel charged all over my parents bed sheets."

by Kanzor November 7, 2009

Satchel Out

Thing that stupid raze mains scream for no reason.

Raze: Satchel Out
The entirety of the team: Bruv I just got booted out from the site

by epic dude 69 March 22, 2021

Semen Satchel

A fancy way of saying ballsack or scrotum

Man, my Semen Satchel is really itching up a storm!
Ever since I shaved my Semen-Satchel, its been itching up a storm!

by BungusChungus June 4, 2018

satchel

A bag for men to carry their items in.

A man purse.

Phil: Are you actually going to wear that? You're seriously bringing that man purse?

Alan: It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.

by mikersnibs. January 5, 2010

Salmon Satchel

An unwashed, large vagina.

The salmon satchel will remind you of happy memories at the seaside as a child, until you open your eyes and notice the gaping snizz in front of your face!...to be avoided at all costs!

Dude, I was at this club last night, took my homegirl round the back to get jiggy, whipped off her dress and she had a salmon satchel. I don't speak to her any more.

by satchelhater May 5, 2009