snapple noises

sound that people make when they are making out and remove their lips from each other

I turned around and I saw Jack and Jill making snapple noises

by JRJS Leslie July 29, 2009

I believe you have my stapler

The most famous line from the 1999 hit "Office Space" starring Ron Livingston and directed by Mike Judge. Milton Waddams utters the phrase right after Bill Lumbergh takes his stapler from his desk. The phrase has become a hit amongst internet pop culture.

I believe you have my stapler

by Yeggi June 1, 2006

stabplenders

A group chat of a british family who make jokes and send memes with each other

someone: damn i wish me and my family had a stabplenders group chat
someone else: heheh i already have one

someone: awww so lucky

by example of a handle... February 18, 2019

Shappley

(AKA a Shapp) Another term for shafta. Popular in international schools in Saudi. Slang for a pod system such as a juul, myle, or a suorin edge.

Senior : *walks into science bathroom*

Senior : Yo! Can anyone aziz a shapp?

Junior : Bro my pod’s empty.
Senior : Bro fuck you jeeb shappley.

by Jeeb Shappley Inc. August 22, 2019

Snapple Fact #69

A allegation, slander, false statement, guess, or ridiculous comment. To attempt to pass off a statement as a fact through stating that it came from a snapple cap.

It is often best used on gullible people whom will believe anything.

Examples include:

Slanderous
Snapple Fact # 69: That girl is a total bitch.

Ridiculous
Snapple Fact # 69: The sky is actually red, our eyes just allow us to see it as blue.

Verbal Assault
Snapple Fact #69: Go fuck yourself

Statement
Snapple Fact #69: Your mom is a whore.

Question
Snapple Fact #69: Can i put the head in?

by Biznatch Man May 25, 2010

Stapler

A tool used for shooting someone with small pieces of metal. To make this look unsuspicious, many children will use it to connect papers together. A sure way to annoy your teacher

Earlier today, a teacher handed out tests to all of her students. Moments later, an ambulance was called because of mulitple metal staples shot into the teacher's back from staplers found sitting in empty desks. No children were found.

by HalloweenShadow September 23, 2005

Snapple Cap Speech

noun, A poorly written speech with random facts, presumably from snapple caps, used to fill up time.

Dude 1: That guy knew his speech wouldn't be long enough, so he just started droppin' facts that he thought were interesting to kill time.

Dude 2: Yeah, that was totes a snapple cap speech.

by Billy Mays' Ghost August 5, 2009