Stapes

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."

by footballdudes September 1, 2009

Stape

Another word used for calling someone a stupid ape.

You can't even open the door you stape

by kcidpals October 25, 2022

Stape

Slang for Stay put or staying together.

Hey where is everyone? We all need to stape.

by Korma1 July 25, 2014

stapes

Yorkshire slang - used to describe a particularly fine horse.

"What a beautiful stapes that is," Said John, the breeder of Connemara ponies.
"Absolutely stunning," Agreed his wife, Mary.

by biglog August 31, 2009

STApes

STApes

Stands for Sexually Trasmitted Apes.
Entire nonsensical sexually transmitted disease.

"Mike, did you hear that Erica got STApes of Allan?"
Mike: "That guy WAS always monkeying around."

by iamstapesmand September 1, 2009

Stapes

Lord Voldemort's pet name for Kreacher the House Elf.

"Come here, Stapes. You are a good house elf, are you not?"
"Yes, master."
"Then bring me Harry Potter, or I will cut off your head and put it on a plaque, but only after eating your entrails."
"Yes master."

by BIGGESTHARRYFANEVER September 2, 2009

Stapes

Name for a pillow stuffed with the down and feathers of ducks, chickens and geese. Most commonly available in Turkey and Ukraine.

"This is a very fine pillow. Where did you get it?"
"It is a Stapes pillow. Made of the finest duck, chicken and geese feathers and down."
"Niiiice."

by farmerbailey September 2, 2009