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Scanless

A word your mum or nana uses.
People say this when they find your behaviour unreal in a bad way, or stupid.
It also means pointless
You and your brother arguing over who has the bigger balls, “fucking hell this is scanless yous are idiots”
Your nan tries to read a magazine and yous 2 interrupt her by arguing. “What the fuck are you doing for fuck sake this is scanless this behaviour”
by Daddylegs91 April 14, 2022
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Starless ending

It means that no matter what you do in your life or what you didn't do, everything end the same way for everyone. We all live and die. In the end nobody give a fuck about you.
In the end we all live the same starless ending.
by Ayetan July 27, 2022
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galloping stanleys

To have a severe case of diarrhoea.

First used in Brighouse, Yorkshire, 1994.
"I haven't been able to go to work today, I've had the galloping stanleys."
by A. Stockdill August 6, 2007
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Stainless China

That's one fine Stainless China
by Al Gore Ithm July 26, 2017
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Stanleys

Short form = Stan.

1. Suburban, usually Caucasian adolescent Eminem fanboys.

2. Known to predictably declare Eminem to be "the greatest rapper alive" despite that they usually don't listen to rap to bother to substantiate this claim.

3. A reference to "Stan," the title and main character of one of Eminem's songs off the "Marshall Mathers LP" about an obsessive fan who imitates Mathers' look, writes incoherent and disturbing fan letters, and eventually kills his pregnant girlfriend and himself because Eminem didn't reply in time.

4. Best visually exemplified in the music video for "The Real Slim Shady," also from the "MM LP." Throughout the video, Eminem is surrounded by a legion of white guys wearing the signature white Tees and jeans and the signature bleached haircut, nodding rhythmically to the song; thus achieving an effective Village of the Damned vibe to the video.
Stanleys don't actually listen to rap, but are instead "hip-hop fans' " equivalent to otaku/Wapanese "Japanese culture enthusiasts" (see fanboy).

They don't *really* know anything about the subject of their obsessive fandom, but do everything in their power to nevertheless fail to convince you that they do.
by Government Cheeze May 3, 2004
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stainless-steel stomach

A "step above" the infamous "cast-iron stomach", this term refers to a digestive tract that's supposedly so "bulletproof" that the eater can consume virtually anything that's even "remotely edible", such as burned/fermented dishes, food that's gone so stale that "even da dog won't touch it", etc.
A local farmer-family was gonna just toss a whole heaping bushel-basket full of overripe vegetables that they didn't wanna try to sell, but I hastily begged them to let me have the produce, since I have a stainless-steel stomach, and so I really didn't mind stuffing my face on squishy cucumbers, woody-skinned hubbards, and semi-flabby zucchini for da next few weeks, since it saved me something in Food Stamps. A bit of an insipid-tasting chore, to be sure, but fortunately I happen to really like cukes and squash. so it worked out okay for me.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
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Stainless

Bro that jump shot was fuckin stainless!
by ChainLynx November 30, 2018
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