Stale Meat

Normally women of a mature age out having fun who wouldn't even be bothered with some of the lowlife scum.

Hey shes a milf, no shes stale meat, still I bet she wouldn't touch you with a forty foot barge pole.

by CheckMate October 1, 2012

Styled On

When you are being extremely embarrassed and disrespected in a very personal way. Examples explain it better: The principle in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, those high school kids that had to guard Lebron as a senior, Ryan Leaf's life.

Wow that girl styled on me by saying she didn't know who I was.

by Beanie and the Boys December 18, 2008

Stale Bed

When you've spent so much time in bed trying to fall asleep, that you've just lost all ability or interest in sleeping.

examples:

"Man I had wicked stale bed last night and I'm so tired..."
"My dad's all grumpy today cause his bed got stale"
"Dude you look horrible, did you get stale bedded last night?"

by Invasian June 12, 2009

Stale Meme

A meme that has been used by normies, Is overused and is unfunny now or if Behind The Meme has made a video on it.

Guy 1:Dat boi, lol, grumpy cat memes are funny,
Guy 2:Normie! Those are stale memes!
Guy 1:What is a normie? I just find out memes from Behind The Meme,
Guy 2:You're a bigger normie than i thought.

by WigglesTheFox October 29, 2017

Stapled

to get inebriated to such a large degree that one loses all motor and speech skills. One common side affect of "getting stapled" is inventing a completely new personality, which is often obsessed with college football games and the days on which they are played. Getting stapled is often a result of playing team-based drinking games which may cause skull fractures that require staples to heal.

Place of Origin: West Palm Beach, Florida

Bro #1: Hey man, did you see how stapled Raoul got yesterday?
Bro #2: What, did he try to stab someone again?
Bro#1: No, even worse. He tried to fight an entire fraternity in their own house!

"Dude, Bill was so cocksmashingly stapled last night that he drove from Atlanta to Nashville entirely while he was blacked out."

by Broseidon, Lord of the Brocean April 6, 2010

staleBro

noun: a bro of whom you have not associated with for a while,

General Sao: Yo we rounding the homies and hittin the club tonight dradle?
Dradle: Yeah but I dont know about gil, he's been a staleBro ever since I stole his car.

by hillwouston March 18, 2011

stale porn

The porn that is left open on your phone the next day after you have already watched and masterbated to it

Eww man I needed to use your phone for Google and all that I saw was stale porn

by Mathewbrizuela January 29, 2014