Stale Legs

A physically slow person.

Man, Chris is can't keep up. He's stale legs.

by Seth Sekhem February 27, 2011

stale meme

A dank meme that is very old and overused

The meme you just said is a stale meme

by niggerfaggot4lyfe February 21, 2017

Stale Wonderbread

The act of giving yourself a handjob with the hand of your passed out tour mate.

"Donnie's hard cock throbbed as Johnny's limp hand slid down the shaft, give him what's known as a stale Wonderbread, a drop of pre cum glistened on his palm."

by Longnecker81 August 13, 2018

Stale Red Light

Opposite of a stale green light.

This is when you're approaching an intersection and the light for your direction has been red for a considerable amount of time. With expectations of it becoming green very soon, you do not brake or plan to stop, and rely on it becoming green by the time you get there.

-"Dude, slow down, there's a red light."
-"Relax, it's a stale red light, it'll be green by the time we get to the intersection... probably"

by The Luke Man August 25, 2009

Stale onion

When one fists someone's orifice with a dirty, unwashed fist that they just used to fist a different orifice on that person.

"Billy took me to the roller rink last night and fisted me behind the pinball machines and then gave me a stale onion."

by cranberryzero November 2, 2007

Stale Scale Syndrome

when a musician focuses so much on perfecting every little aspect of a scale that he begins to sound robotic and all the feeling in his/her playing becomes extinct.

person1 "wow, Michael Angelo Batio is such an amazing guitar player!"

person2 "too bad he developed a severe case of stale scale syndrome, poor guy..."

by dannyhang December 21, 2013

Stale Spunk

Stale spunk is when a gay man spunks in your asshole and you leave it there to bake for a week and it becomes stale and smelly. If you leave it any longer than a week, your asshole will get infected with spunk worms and they will destroy your asshole. This is when I immediately suggest you get help from the Stale Spunk God.

Cody: Dad! I was on an elevator with a man called James. I asked him why I could smell stale spunk and he said "It's because I farted mate"
Dad: Son! He has spunk worms in his asshole, I had them before.
Cody: What the fuck Dad! Was you gay?
Dad: No, I spunked in a little shot glass and inserted it into my bum.

by JaydenFloyd94 December 28, 2021