squishy

In a video game - a character or enemy that has low defense and is likely an easy kill for enemies. Note that the term refers to character's own defenses, not controlling player being bad at surviving on it.

In online gaming the term is usually used when someone who should've picked a character with solid defenses (like a "tank") picked a "squish" character instead.

Great, this jackass picks squishy Teemo top and now we have no tank! GG, report this troll!

by Zefirez January 16, 2020

Squishy Mustache

Society of Qualified Unprofessional Individuals Seeking to Help You Muster Up Stamina to Acquire Cuddly Hugs Earth-wide.

Are you a representative of squishy mustache, bro?

by thunderbash June 27, 2011

squishy snail

When a man presses his limp penis and testicles against a glass shower door.

Chris was in the shower as we were getting ready to go out to dinner and thought he needed to show me his squishy snail.

by Spidermonkey317 December 17, 2016

squishing my tits

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.

by -Mouse- December 23, 2011

Stinky squishy

A stinky squishy is a combination of awesomeness. Be sure to worship mockasunya incase you thought I was going to leave the fockasoon out :D

Hi stinky squishy!

by Punkrck1995 April 19, 2022

Squishee Mitten

(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet

I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.

by Brandon Thompson February 28, 2006

squishing the squid

The female equivalent of slapping the salami or choking the chicken.

Do I partake in squishing the squid? Why, my dear fellow, I'd be lying if I said I didn't.

by The original überbitch December 14, 2008