Squintallion

To define an Asian gentleman whose scrotum is longer than his penis.

In Asia squintallions are prevalent not for the droopiness of the testicles but the absence of the penis.

by RardyLou August 6, 2021

squintitis

The disease that normal people catch that turns them into a squinty eyed Asian, siide effects include Counter Strike addiction, excelling at maths and the urge to do the peace sign in all or most photos

"Dude, that Asians eyes look like they're closed"."Hell yeah, he has squintitis"

by cheese steak jimmy December 20, 2008

Squintani

Massive cock, pulls mad dudes, ando's sexy boyfriend

Ssquintani has a 17 inch cock -ando

by BigCockSucker19 January 30, 2023

Squinting Llama

When you phone up a sexline in a phone box, and leave the phone off the hook while 2 people, members of opposite or same sex, have sex in the telephone box. Sign of best squinting llama's is when the windows steam up.

Jonny: Mate, I squinting llama-ed this babe last night. We got so hot that the windows steamed up. It was like an erotic dream I once had.

by fuckyeah1234567889 March 21, 2009

squittance

A tiny squirt of something, esp. used in cooking. More than a drop, but less than a dollop.

"Hey, how much of this hot chilli sauce do I need to put in the mixture...?"

"Just a squittance. Not too much, ok?"

by bill cauliflower December 15, 2016

SquintyTurtle

God

He is the SquintyTurtle

by SquintyTurtle May 26, 2018

Squintin Torentinno

Pronounced Skwkintin Tore-ren-tin-oh
The enept half cousin of Quentin Tarantino from another dimension. No one has seen him since the incident.

Hey did you know that Quentin Tarantino had a mentally enept half cousin named Squintin Torentinno

by catchingfire3 October 14, 2020