squeeler

A man who has renounced all of his man points and respect in consequence to his utter obsession with a girl. The term can also be applied as a verb; to squeel, squeelering. A squeeler is the epitomy of a pussy-whipped pansy and the transition from man to squeeler is often devastating for any former friends of said squeeler.

A: 'Mate, you wanna go for a drink and start some fights?'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'

by jankooo December 13, 2010

Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.

1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.

by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015

squeebles

that by which if multiplied by infinity then divided by the quotient of squeebles multiplied by negative infinity results in the end of the universe.

Don't ever try to multiply squeebles by infinity then divide it by squeebles multiplied by negative infinity. Even a mental attempt could be fatal.

by Mathmagician February 8, 2008

squeeters

Testicles-- often heard at San Diego State College in the 1960s. Perhaps fraternity slang.

"one shot to the squeeters and he's down!" "The softball hit him in the squeeters and he went blind for an hour!"

by Gono Filponuz April 14, 2008

Squeesless

Roadkill Squral with a soft cheessey center

pot Squeesless

by me@me November 7, 2003

stuteless

Getting some; getting it done. In process of achieving a goal.

Chillin with my best friend, we are stuteless!

by gurlygirl December 11, 2014

sauceless

When you haven't got the chat and not smoother than Philadelphia cheese on a bagel.

Boy: I got all shy and asked her for a kiss
Girl: You are sauceless

by love island gang February 2, 2020