Norwegian Squeegee

When a man ejaculates onto the face of someone else, then proceeds to use his erect penis to "squeegee" said ejaculate off. All this is done while wearing the viking horns.

"I hear Thor gave her the Norwegian Squeegee last night, then told her 'If it's not to her liking, it's free from the viking'"

by Norwegian Viking December 5, 2012

Squeegee boys

The boys in da city or da hood that go up to your car without asking and began cleaning the windows to get money. Can be intimidating and scary though they are ages 7-14.

1. Frank: Hey Mark, could I borrow 10 dollars for lunch today?

Mark: No sorry those damn squeegee boys guilted me to give them money.

Frank: Damnit

2. Faith: Hey is that Josiah?

Ashley: No! That's just a squeegee boy!

by onionjohn2246 November 5, 2013

Squeegee

Pressing down and along the vagina with the heel of you palm to 'squeegee' out excess moisture or lubricant for maximum friction during sex.

I gave her a good squeegee right before I fucked her.

by shrdlu May 26, 2013

squeeeeeee

The utmost exclamation of joy.

I just partook of sexual intercourse with an attractive female celebrity... SQUEEEEEEE!!!

by Jeth June 13, 2005

Squeebles

(n). -The measurement of a portion, of that which can not be of use; unless collected.

"-Hey bro! Is there any drugs left?
-Sorry bro, I only have squeebles left."

by Fitzhendrix January 28, 2017

Squeeeeee!

An interjection used when something is so cute you can’t stand it.

My newborn puppy was so adorable when she yawned. Squeeeeee!

by Tree leaves November 8, 2017

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019