A squeaker a child on an online FPS game ( typically COD, but sometimes Halo, Counterstrike, and others) that gets so upset that they begin to speak in profane slurs. These children are normally between the ages of six to twelve and will normally shout out 'HAKAAAR!' or 'That's bullshit! I'm better than you!' At almost every death that they get. Normally, they have atrociously bad sportsmanship in most shooters and will talk the most trash-talk in the game. They are traditionally really poor at the game and will squeal at any chance to the point most people thirteen and up will want to kill themselves with the MAC10 they have in game.
A squeaker rage is when the squeaker begins to bitch and whine about the game, or when you bitch and whine about the squeaker.
A squeaker rage is when the squeaker begins to bitch and whine about the game, or when you bitch and whine about the squeaker.
Squeaker: STOPFUCKINGKILLINGMEFAGGOT!
Fifteen year old: just shut up with your squeaker rage already, holy shit dude, you are ruining Halo 4 for me.
Fifteen year old: just shut up with your squeaker rage already, holy shit dude, you are ruining Halo 4 for me.
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Especially one that sneaks out, slips out unintended (squeaks by). If it's wet, it's a Cheek Squeaker Shissle or Cheek Squeaker Drizzle.
Especially one that sneaks out, slips out unintended (squeaks by). If it's wet, it's a Cheek Squeaker Shissle or Cheek Squeaker Drizzle.
(dude farts) "O shit, that was a cheek squeaker."
or
"I can't eat any more Wendy's, I've been launching cheek squeaker shissles all day."
or
"I can't eat any more Wendy's, I've been launching cheek squeaker shissles all day."
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Get the Tommy Squeaker mug.A kid that hasn't reached puberty yet, This child is most likely under twelve (12). This child swears a lot because (most likely) he thinks it makes him cool. Squeakers normally have a very short temper and they either put the microphone too close to their mouth or they just scream their little heads off when something doesn't go their way. Some Squeakers will talk about sex a little bit too much (meaning a lot).
Squeaker That Doesn't Get His Way: *Screaming* YOU FUCKING KILLED ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU YOU LITTLE SHIT! HACKER! MY DAD WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT SO HE WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU YOU FUCKING IDIOT! I WILL FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND YOU FAGGOT!
by GodzillaHitler October 7, 2014
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by Mike Payne May 2, 2008
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