
1) When Doug found out his car was stolen, he lost his squash and started punching a telephone pole. 2) After drinking 30 beers, Lisa was utterly squashless and wound up passing out on the staircase.
by jj bizzippo March 26, 2009

(proper adjective) a mood or feeling exclusive to a specific Tasha, which covers the vague inability to select any specific mood at the time, without excluding the possibility of influence from the wider spectrum of moods and feelings.
by CommyChuck August 3, 2011

Similar to a "blumpkin"- only the opposite. A male performs cunnilingus (oral sex) on a female while she defecates (shits).
"Baby I gotta shit, but I want you to give me a squash"
"Fuck yourself, I'm getting a new girlfriend."
"Fuck yourself, I'm getting a new girlfriend."
by young j swizzy December 26, 2011

squash is NOT a sport.
by squashisnotsport August 29, 2010

by Kelera November 20, 2007

the noise the douche makes
by jay2themothafuknp June 8, 2009
