squam

the physical space between a girl's breasts, measured by finger widths while she's laying flat on her back. it is an absolute measure of value and cannot be contested in any court of law.

"i threw my dick in her squam and it felt like i was river rafting. i traversed squam canyon and came out breathing on the other side. also i had to dispense my cum in an oscillating fan kind of way, like it had to be dispensed properly so everyone could get a taste of it. the actors fuck that up all the time. but then again they were jerks in the first place.
When you don't have enough fingers anymore, it's time to get a new girl."

by grundleburke August 19, 2008

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Squam Cum Blasted Cock Gobbler

A total gagging whore who gets blasted in the face by anyone who will let her suck their dick. Typically has no self esteem and has had so many dicks in her that she is the lowest point of the evolution chain. Also has a sister who is the same, but acts like a princess. Also has Oprah arms.

Guy 1 "Boy, that Pam C. of Hampstead Maryland is a Squam Cum Blasted cock gobbler. She blew like 12 dudes last week."

Guy 2 "Oh and her sister took my load on her face just an hour ago."

Guy 1 "Mine too"

by Squam King December 20, 2008

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squamed

The new and thereby hip word to use when referring to getting and/or being high on marijuana or affiliated substances. Abstract concept derived from the squamous cell

My friends and I got rather squamed yester's evening

by Redding Smooth March 23, 2011

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