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spunkle ship

A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.
Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!
by Dimox January 25, 2018
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Spunksperson

A spokesman, promoter, or advocate for any form of adult pornography.
I am a spunksperson for pornhub.com.
by J Reefer July 29, 2019
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Young spunker

Young gentlemen or boy who is full of vitality and youth
Steve Croft - What are you young spunkers doing tonight?
Robbie Walsh - Having a sesh you old spunker
by YoungSpunker69 April 3, 2019
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spunkle

During sex, when a man ejactulates on his partner and immediately blows a handful of glitter over it.

Spunk + sparkle = spunkle.
Othernames: tinkerbelled, fairy dusting etc.
by te125 November 9, 2010
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Spunkleminge

The types of food you would find in your housemate's cupboard when you are starving and skint, the problem being that non of it appears to be edible as it looks strange, vegan, beans/pulses or lentil type foods that probably cost a fortune. The end result being that you have to go and steal a loaf of bread for the shop.
Eg, Spunkleminge could be Tapioka or tinned foodstuffs that resemble frogspawn or lumpy spunk. or Miso soup.

See - Yoghurt Weaving
by Briskr August 29, 2009
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spunkalicious pubaloid

a very gorgeous and beautiful person with lovely pubes
me and lauren are spunkalicious pubaloids.
by smoi nd loz March 7, 2005
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spankler

That man is getting spanklered!!!!!
by keifer22cardinal November 30, 2006
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