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Produce the spruce

Yo I just ate a Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell, now it’s time to produce the spruce!
by Tacobellchamp69 September 5, 2019
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spruce creek fly in

A gathering hole for the rich and crazy. Where everyone can afford an airplane but nobody will pay to maintain it. Standard protocol is to buy a Porsche and a matching embroidered hat and make it your life goal to make everybody else pronounce it "porsh-a'. Locally famous characters include a deranged man on a tricycle riding down the runway and a man known for hiding in the bushes and masturbating with a parrot on his shoulder. Rest assured, his net worth is greater than you could make with a time machine and last weeks lottery numbers. Spruce creek is known for lawn workers finding their way into spinning propellers and novice pilots turning rare and expensive aircraft into flaming projectiles. There is always a plethora of past their prime trophy wives walking down the taxi ways headed towards the community bar and restaurant to brag about their 17 year old granddaughters new helicopter. The rest of the community consist of retired airline pilots eager to demonstrate their lack of knowledge involving general aviation.
local pilot lands in ocean after leaving spruce creek fly in
by space captain November 23, 2018
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Sprucen

A word commonly used by self-proclaimed "wordsmiths" despite being told by 99.9% of those familiar with basic English that this is not a word.
Sure, I'd love to attend your spelling bee. Let me just go sprucen up a bit.
by OptimalPrime March 4, 2011
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sprucey

A rich closeted gay man, probably suffering lots of internalised homophobia
Hey look at that dude, he's such a Sprucey
by C0c4c0l4 February 17, 2022
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Spruced

To be touched inappropriately by a tall skinny guy
I was walking down an alley and someone spruced me
by LemonShake32 April 25, 2023
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Belyando Spruce

A regional term for cannabis. Australian slang for marijuana. According to botanical.com its the US government's street term for cannabis.
Joey used a vaporizer to inhale the medicinal properties of the Belyando Spruce plant.
by Rome December 17, 2014
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What the spruce

Me: bro I saw a floating delivery on my washing machine floor on the escalator

You: erm, what the spruce?
by d’lo savage 123 June 15, 2023
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