sprunch

A concoction consisting of sprite and fruit punch.

Can I please have a glass of sprunch?

by spl33nzr0k January 20, 2011

squiggly-spoonch

noun: any of the various organs within one's body. Often used while describing pain.

OH GOD! YOU PUNCHED ME IN MY squiggly-spoonch!

by The smile revolution January 21, 2009

el skroncho

when you fart and a little bit of feces sprays out

"dude, i gotta check my underwear. i think i just el skroncho'd my pants"

by xcyzek November 1, 2017

Sprench

A confusing mixture of Spanish and French, often spoken by students studying the two at the same time or citizens of the country, Andorra.

Ahhh!!! I cant stop speaking Sprench during class!!!

by meliaJ November 20, 2007

sponch

(verb) to engage in nerd-like behavior by spouting knowledge about totally irrelevant or uniteresting topics; to cement your lack of skills at social interaction by demonstrating your proviciciency in an obscure area of study.

(noun) one who engages in sponching behavior

Friend of Sponch: ew, you have snot on your sleeve!

Sponch: Did you know that snot is just a colloquial term for the nasal mucus that's created by the nasal mucosa, and serves to protect the respiratory tract?

Friend of Sponch: Could you please stop sponching in public?

by Ben Bookworm December 11, 2006

sproochling

A term to describe a sexual encounter similar to 'second base', whereby the participants indulge in behaviour beyond kissing and cuddling. It is acceptable to partake in groping of the breasts and groin, and mutual masturbation is also permitted. 'Dry Humping' may be undertaken by experienced sproochlers. Sproochling should always be carried out in a darkened alleyway or a quiet wooded area.

Not to be confused with 'sprachling'

"So, did you shag her last night?", "No, I'm afraid not. She's as tight as a midget's arse. But we did a bit of sproochling in the woods behind the vicar's house."

"Come on, don't be so frigid. I don't even want to shag you - just a wee sproochle in the doorway??"

by mullboy September 4, 2009

splonch

The action when you do not have any tissues left and you hands free forcefully blow the built up snot out of your nose and on to the ground.

"Dude do you have any more tissues?"

"Bro, just splonch on the ground over there"

by Steeb May 7, 2013