sproochling

A term to describe a sexual encounter similar to 'second base', whereby the participants indulge in behaviour beyond kissing and cuddling. It is acceptable to partake in groping of the breasts and groin, and mutual masturbation is also permitted. 'Dry Humping' may be undertaken by experienced sproochlers. Sproochling should always be carried out in a darkened alleyway or a quiet wooded area.

Not to be confused with 'sprachling'

"So, did you shag her last night?", "No, I'm afraid not. She's as tight as a midget's arse. But we did a bit of sproochling in the woods behind the vicar's house."

"Come on, don't be so frigid. I don't even want to shag you - just a wee sproochle in the doorway??"

sproochling by mullboy September 4, 2009

Scrooching 

Getting your balls sucked through a tube and hits with a rubber hose

my balls are black and blue after a hard night of Scrooching

Scrooching by DrLoveNuts July 19, 2007

sprachling 

A word similar to 'snog' to describe a (usually drunken) union of two individuals which goes no further than kissing and possibly cuddling. Any attempt by either party (usually the male) to take things to the next logical stage (see 'sproochling'), will invariably be greeted with a slap by the other. Often the participants will 'sprachle' all night long without actually getting to 'sproochle', much to the disappointment of one, if not both, of the sprachlers.

A common side-effect of 'sprachling' is the deep feelings of regret (and sometimes disgust) that one or both of the participants experience upon reaching sobriety.

'Did you see those two at it last night? They were sprachling about the dancefloor all night!"

"Oh my good god, I can't believe it. I think I sprachled xxxxx last night."

sprachling by mullboy September 4, 2009

Spooching 

The act of having ones sack stuck to their leg or slerg. To spooch.

I just ran a marathon today and man am I spooching it up!

Spooching by grantsky September 30, 2008

Splooching

When a happy dog or cat stretches while crawling with its front feet out stretched in front and dragging its out stretched legs behind.

Look dog is splooching when I come home from work.

Splooching by carla99999 June 12, 2018