sproochling

A term to describe a sexual encounter similar to 'second base', whereby the participants indulge in behaviour beyond kissing and cuddling. It is acceptable to partake in groping of the breasts and groin, and mutual masturbation is also permitted. 'Dry Humping' may be undertaken by experienced sproochlers. Sproochling should always be carried out in a darkened alleyway or a quiet wooded area.

Not to be confused with 'sprachling'

"So, did you shag her last night?", "No, I'm afraid not. She's as tight as a midget's arse. But we did a bit of sproochling in the woods behind the vicar's house."

"Come on, don't be so frigid. I don't even want to shag you - just a wee sproochle in the doorway??"

by mullboy September 4, 2009

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Getting your balls sucked through a tube and hits with a rubber hose

my balls are black and blue after a hard night of Scrooching

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sprachling

A word similar to 'snog' to describe a (usually drunken) union of two individuals which goes no further than kissing and possibly cuddling. Any attempt by either party (usually the male) to take things to the next logical stage (see 'sproochling'), will invariably be greeted with a slap by the other. Often the participants will 'sprachle' all night long without actually getting to 'sproochle', much to the disappointment of one, if not both, of the sprachlers.

A common side-effect of 'sprachling' is the deep feelings of regret (and sometimes disgust) that one or both of the participants experience upon reaching sobriety.

'Did you see those two at it last night? They were sprachling about the dancefloor all night!"

"Oh my good god, I can't believe it. I think I sprachled xxxxx last night."

by mullboy September 4, 2009

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