jerry springer

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court

Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.

by theredneckhater April 21, 2006

turd splinter

noun: the poop that collects under the finger nail, when the finger perforates the toilet paper during the act of wiping

adj: a descriptive word used to describe someone who's idiocy takes you by surprise and disgusts you

Ralph was disgusted by the ginormous turd splinter he got this morning.

Tiffany is such a turd splinter! She threw up in my car last night when I took her home from the party.

by Bathsheba11 January 12, 2009

jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show

" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"

by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008

Jerry Springer Show

A television show where people come to solve their relationship problems and beat up whoevers causing that problem.

Usually has either fat black chicks ripping eachothers wigs off,
lesbians/gays/bisexuals/sexually confused people,
two fairly good looking girls fighting over some fat ugly jerk or vise versa,
or a family thats in a love triangle/square/octagon whatever

Jerry Springer Show:
So Timeka, your sisters having sex with your boyfriend, and and your moms having sex with your lesbian girlfriend, who your cheating on your boyfriend with, and your boyfriends banging your sister, and your cousin? ya? alright, so, oh theres more, whos James?

-james turns out to be some guy the mom met on myspace and fucked, and hes fucking everyone else on stage plus the main chicks old best friend-
JERRYJERRYJErRRY

by HEY FAT FACE May 19, 2010

Spinter’s third law

Squirting 1-2 spritzes of lube (any flavour or un flavoured) into a zip loc sandwich baggie and using it to jerk off with, simply close the bag and discard it in the trash can when you are finished.

Super horny after seeing your sister mop the floor, do you mind if I go to the shitter and perform Spinter’s third law on myself

by Spinter April 7, 2021

Splinter Cell Style

Doing something with stealth, which is usually dangerous, or difficult, and completed in a stylish manner. Derived from the popular videogame Splintercell, which is stealth based.

When I snuck out of school, I did it Splintercell style. I would tell you specifically, but it would compromise the mission and you would become a risk.

by NOT JACK TOMPSON LOL September 2, 2005

springer gut

It's when your stomach bulges out so far that you pretend that you are having a baby and want to go on the Jerry Springer show.

Imel says "Lets go outside dude," while showing his springer gut.

by Barry Levit January 3, 2004