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A spreadsheet a financial program that was created in the 1980s and quickly became a killer app. A spreadsheet is like a calculator on steroids. Not only can it perform basic mathematical computations but, you can create formulas within the spreadsheet and link the numbers together.

The magical part of a spreadsheet is that when you make a change to one number in the spreadsheet, you can see instantly how it affects the other number(s) on the sheet. In a sense, you can simulate the outcome of a math equation, your money, or anything else that deals with numbers before you actually do it in rl. It is an amazing application.
Lotus 1-2-3, Microsost Excel, Visicalc are all spreadsheets with Visicalc being the granddaddy of them all
by BMoney June 11, 2006
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Spreadsheet

An activity or game that is strangely compelling despite involving large amounts of number reading, calculations and thinking with relatively little visual stimulation. Thus, it is comparable to spreadsheets, a form of data collection.
"I've been playing a strategy game on my PC a lot recently. It's totally a spreadsheet but I'm having loads of fun with it."
by BeforeJam April 5, 2015
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Spreadsheeting

The act of spreading one's naked body out on the sheets, preferably with one of the opposite sex.

Tenses: spreadsheet (future), spreadsheeting (present), spreadshat (past)
Past tense example: "I spreadshat the shit outta that ass"

Present tense example: "I can't believe we are finally spreadsheeting!"

Future tense example: "I can't wait to spreadsheet that dude this weekend!"
by The Universers February 28, 2014
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Spreadsheet lovefest

The culmination of a series of spreadsheets that contain absolutely useless data that required a multitude of hours and days to compile. The time spent can be considered a incremental loss of precious time in your life.
I wasted four days on that fucking spreadsheet lovefest!
by Johnny Revenge February 20, 2009
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Spreadsheeter

It is said of a homosexual man who really loves NSA sex with one, two or lots of men. Mostly, but not always, a bottom gay.
Expression comes from Argentina, where it is an habit for some gays to go to Brazil and have sex with as many dudes as possible, then ''fill Excel spreadsheets with the dicks they ate''.
''He's a totally spreadsheeter; look how the bitch is counting all the guys who fucked him''.
by dantelicious July 11, 2009
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Spreadshite

A spreadsheet that is filled with shite. Most probably it has been provided to the data team as a 'database' and contains everything from multiple date formats, to bizarre unicode characters and is unfailingly riddled with tab spaces and newlines. Whats more, a true speadshite should be sent to as 'Twenty five minutes work for the data team'.
"Did we the data exports yet? They should have sent them as XML files for each table"
"Well, we got a spreadsheet, but I'm having some trouble loading it, I get almost twice as many records when I try to parse it"
"Ohhh great, so another spreadshite, thats the 3rd time this week. Did they at least format the text fields for us?"
"Nah, chemical formulas just pasted in as ordinary cells"
"Fucking spreadshite"
by will_shatner February 3, 2023
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Spreadsheeting

When your partner keeps overly meticulous track of expenditure in the relationship pertaining to what you "owe" them, to the detriment of your physical relationship.
He was spreadsheeting every condom he bought and used with me. I had to pay him at the end of the month.
by redaisy14 December 8, 2022
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