Man-spreading

What men do to keep from hurting their balls. This act gets some women annoyed.

I'm sorry ladies for man-spreading but if I don't I will never be able to have a kid.

by Trashist January 12, 2017

Spreadneck

A term for the lower IQ individuals who believe the covid vaccine is made up and continue to spread the disease.

Damn there’s Chris, sitting there unvaccinated with his trump flag, what a spreadneck

by Honkeyykong July 29, 2021

joy-spreader

An individual met on trains with an effortless disregard for all conventions of society and so one who refuses to be brought down.
Will often engage in conversation with total strangers and with you, and their words may be sad, moving, joyous, outrageous and intelligent but impossible to disagree with. You leave the encounter feeling as though you may have met Jesus.

Their actions may sometimes border on insane, but with no active effort they therefore spread joy.

joy-spreader: (Shouted on leaving the train) Hotdogs and sunshine and reggae music and happiness!

by na1ndo8z May 10, 2011

Purse spreading

When a woman consciously puts her purse or other bags next to her just to be an ass and take up space on public transport. Quite the opposite of man spreading.

Oh look at that dumb bitch complaining about man spreading, but look at her purse spreading. Fuckers

by Blaze42264 May 15, 2018

spreading them cheeks

When one spreads their glutes in preparation for Penetration or any penial objects.

friend 1: "yo did you tap that last night?"

friend 2: "yeah bro, I had her spreading them cheeks for me"

by Trinitron_89 March 19, 2017

Muck Spreading

When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.

Steve was filthy because a Hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

Man spreading

Man spreading is bullshit made up by hardcore feminists. Really it's just how men sit down to not crush there own fucking ball sack and penis.

Feminist: Omg stop man spreading!
Man: (In a calm collective manner) shut up bitch.

by #fuckcancer July 17, 2017