Sparkly Jones

The shiny powder that is sprinkled on yellow road paint stripes to add visibility.

What's that stuff they are spreading on the yellow road stripes? Oh, that's the Sparkly Jones.

by Butter Hogger June 9, 2003

sparkly

a guaranteed accessory that makes underwear irresistable

sparkly turquoise thongs

by Roxy is spelled S-E-X-Y September 20, 2006

Sparkly Boner

Ignorant indulgence in whale sex followed by contemplation of self worth and visions of unicorns

How do you get your sparkly boner?

I was born with it.

by 64950 November 21, 2010

SparklyChickenTaco

This word is used in a defensive matter, or to brag. Usually used when you wnat to confuse your enemy. Means Amazing, awesome, ect.

1st Meaning:

1st person:

Bully: "Your a fag James!"
James:"No im not, Im a SparklyChickenTaco!"
*Bully walks away,confused, and backs off, beaten.*

2nd Meaning:

Cool guy: "Guess what guys? Im getting a new car!"
Poor Miscreant: "Guess what guys? Im a SparklyChickenTaco!"
Cool guy: *Okay.*
(Poor Miscreant has now been renamed "Boss")

by LucyLouIsTheBest September 30, 2012

Sparkly Vampires

SparklyVampires.com is a website that absolutely rips Twilight a new asshole.

"Hey, did you check out that Sparkly Vampires website? Dude, Twilight has like six anal cavities now."

by jebuscrust April 14, 2010

Sparkly Soap

When you are playing Super Smash Brothers Melee on Nintendo Gamecube, and you knock someone off of the map in the fashion where they make a sparkle in the background. This is the opposite of a Texas-Al, which is when they hit the front of the screen, and tends to be easier to pull off than its counterpart.

When I got WiLL over 500% damage, the fact that I would Sparkly Soap him was almost inevitable, given an upward hit.

by The Stefan15 February 25, 2009

sparkly

A color (indicative of glittery, shiny and glitzy).

Melissa: "What's your favorite color?"

Anne Marie: "Gosh, that's a tough question to answer. I really like pink, purple and sparkly."

by My boo lives in the nati. May 15, 2010