Sporkie

A really amazing boyfriend or husband, that's also a little rascal, and does things he's not supposed to do.

That little Sporkie at my chocolate!

by Ledyard Bug March 12, 2017

sporkier

The online username to most websites by one Tito Vazquez of Bremerton, Washington.
History: An AOL Screen name of Vazquez was 'SpecialSpork', and when advancing to the next stage of sporkiness, he was then known of as 'NowSporkier'. The username originates from the root of that AOL Screen name.

Have you read the livejournal of sporkier lately?

by Tito May 12, 2004

sporkiness

The state of being sporky, or having a sporky value.

He had such levels of sporkiness to him that he was the Ultimate Spork.

by Tito May 12, 2004

Sparklife

A part of the website "Sparknotes" that includes fun articles, open threads, fandom information, open threads, etc. The regular users of Sparklife are called "sparklers."

Sparklife>>> community.sparknotes.com

by TheGlassCat October 5, 2013

sporkier

The state of being more 'sporky' than someone.

Tito is far sporkier than everyone, because he's so sporky.

by Tito May 12, 2004

Sporkenife

The yet-to-be-copyrighted brand name of a utensil that includes a spoon, a fork and a knife. It's basically a longer version of a spork with knife teeth on one side.

Derek: I have something to eat that requires three different utensils. What am I to do?
Otto: Here, use my Sporkenife!

by BAHD April 17, 2007

sporktified

to be entertained easily or very bored

i was sporktified last night while on the phone with her

by sho sho July 6, 2006