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Spontenudity

The sudden impulse to become nude; the urge to become either partially or completey naked
I mooned my entire class! It was a great moment of spontenudity!
by Optimist Prime June 3, 2007
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spootin

a really big fat guy that eats big macs
omg look at that spootin commin outta McDonald's!!
by janellpoo&jimmiepoo February 24, 2009
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spoofenhiemen

The act when a male homosapien scromps or puts his penis inside of a female homosapiens (or other species if your into that kind of shit you SICK FUCK) vaginal cavity and thrusts so hard so many times that both the anal and vaginal cavities start to bleed profusely due to raw friction, slight tearing, and recoil. Victimizing and crippling the female for days and deterring them from sexual acts for months.

WARNING: May induce a coma or even death!
Example 1: "Yeah I just got back from Hannahs funeral, maybe I shouldn't have spoofenhiemened her soo hard"

Example 2: "Hell yeah I spoofenhiemened that bitch so hard last night that I broke BOTH her legs!"

Example 3: (on the phone)

Terry: "Hey what's Adrian doing?"
Keith: "gettin some spoofenhiemen"
Terry: "Yeah I figured I can hear if from my house"
by koruptone August 5, 2009
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spooted

A term that is used at someone who has a lack of intelligence, mainly used by "half-ghetto" gangsters.
"Lisa, you just failed the 4 tests IN A ROW!" "You are spooted."
by awzp April 25, 2019
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spooting

The act of a dog dragging its butt across the ground by pulling itself forward with its front paws.
We gave our dog some chicken wings for dinner and we later caught him spooting across the good rug.

The damn dog won't stop spooting across our new carpet.
by Homer21 February 4, 2010
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spooter

Man who has not had sex in a loong time and ejaculates alot while having sex

see skeeter
You farking spooter

Many chix know a lot of spooters
by Twitchin'one October 17, 2004
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spoofen

what a spoofen garden gnome you got there!
by victoria kkk. September 19, 2008
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