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spontanetitty

A spontaneous breast grope that is unexpected but pleasurable.
A young guy walked by me at the concert and in a moment of spontanetitty we were all over each other.
by Beaktor July 19, 2011
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spantastic

Adj. A commonly mistaken use of a combination of the words spectacular and fantastic. Such as nork: nerd and dork.
Tonight was just spantastic because that hot guy/girl asked me out!
by Michelle C September 22, 2007
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Spontanious Animal Combustion

Phenomenon in which any animal caught defacating on my lawn bursts into flames, and it wasn't my fault.
Bob: "Howdy neighbor! By any chance, have you seen my sweet little Sparky? He's been missing for two days now."

Jeffy: "Uhhh....uhhhhh....I didn't do it."

Bob: "What?"

Jeffy: "You're not gonna believe this: I was mowing my lawn the other day and...I smelled something...burning. I looked over to see poor Sparky engulfed in a ball of fire, yelping for help......but by the time I reached him he was utterly consumed and only his ashes remained. That's what happened to Sparky. I'm not lying, it was Spontanious Animal Combustion Bob."

Bob: ".............*gurgles*"
by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007
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spontanity

at the moment of something unbelievably random. an event which happens due to fate only when the thoughts of two people are the same.
When Kristina saw that he had brought her flowers, she fainted due to the spontanity of the moment.
by CamyCam May 7, 2011
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spontaneitea

Noun. German-South African informal.
A spontaneous meeting, typically between two friends, with the purpose of catching up on recent happenings in each other's lives, typically over a cup of tea or coffee, usually arranged no more than 6 hours prior to said meeting.
Hey Lance! It's been ages since we last met up. How about some spontaneitea this afternoon?
by Rendezvous Boy May 13, 2013
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spantastic

That goal was spantastic
by poseidon1221 November 9, 2014
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spontanious combustion

sex that is so good you've gotten off before you have even started
as in a Prince song, Matt Damon and all of the band filter....because we all have a really dirty mind
by badfish May 9, 2003
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