spontaneous dentohydroplosion

When one's teeth turn to liquid and then drip down the back of one's throat.

"The Office" - Health Care (2005)
Jim Halpert: Wait, what are you writing? Don't write ebola or mad cow disease, all right? Because I'm suffering from both of them.
Pam Beesly: I'm inventing new diseases.
Jim Halpert: Oh, great.
Pam Beesly: So, like, let's say that my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?
Jim Halpert: I thought you said you were inventing new diseases? That's spontaneous dentohydroplosion.
Pam Beesly: Nice.

by Zak Kim January 20, 2007

spontaneous vagination

To suddenly and without warning grow a vagina. See also, depenisification.

"Hey, wasn't Chris supposed to show up tonight? Where is he?"
"I don't think he's going to show, looks like another case of spontaneous vagination."

by crunchyk9 May 11, 2008

spontaneous erection

The boner you get for no reason at all, usually happens during non-arousing times, such as english class or a funeral.

dang did you see how jim was walking? I think he was hiding a spontaneous erection.

by ricky warden June 11, 2006

Spontaneous Emojiconing

The use of iPhone Emojicons spontaneously through a text message. Generally a lengthy message, and could result in a "Spontaneous Emojicon War" through text between two or more people however a winner always emerges as it takes time to type each message and generally one person will quit and find something better to do.

Wow, you have a lot of emotion all of the sudden! Spontaneous Emojiconing that is!!!!!

by friendlesscoolkids December 7, 2010

Spontaneousnessism

The act of being spontaneous.

The night did have it's spontaneousnessism's

"it slaps that"

by BLITZ420 January 30, 2021

Spontaneous Cumbustion

The process by which, through the ingestion of an unruly quantity of phosphorous, one's ejaculate spontaneously erupts into flames upon expulsion from the penis causing widespread fear and panic.

Dave and Marie were dating until Dave's spontaneous cumbustion all over Marie resulting in a sudden case of the funerals.

by Diction.net February 24, 2015

spontaneous regularity

(n.) diahrrea, often of the explosive and unpredictable sort.

What Donald thought was a fart had turned out to be a bout of spontaneous regularity.

by Blenderhead91 April 10, 2009