Hit the slouches

1. Hit the slouches means that you are going to sleep.
2. Hit the slouches can also mean to literally hit a person slouching. It is a form of punishment and discipline.

I'm tired i think that I am going to hit the slouches.

by Amze n Zak August 3, 2021

spouche

when someone acts like a faggot, a douche, a queer, a loser and tries to act like cool with american eagle hats, and shark week necklaces, its commonly known to act like a "Sam Palmer" so they shortened the name to a SPouche......

that kid is such a sam palmer

that kid is such a spouche

by FPmessi10 December 3, 2011

Sloucher

A sloucher is a person who sucks the insides of live or uncooked crustation out into their mouth (chewing it) and spits it back into the crustation. A sloucher repeats this motion until the insides of the crustation are somewhat liquified. Finally the person ingests the Slouche
there for deeming them a Sloucher.

Shawn says, "Hey guys, you want go to Red Lobster and go crab slouching"

or

Hey shut the fuck up you fucking crab sloucher!

by [e-mail] September 3, 2005

Slouche Bag

A sluttty douche bag. Applies to both men and women, but Ke$ha in particular.

Ke$ha ditched her friend at the party and acted like a complete slouche bag by dry humping every dude in the room.

by NotSage September 10, 2010

Slouched

The long-term complications of standing are the conditions that may arise after prolonged time in standing position.

I automatically hitched my thumbs in my jeans and slouched, wondering if I could get away if I made a break for it.

by Austin Decker December 1, 2009

slouche bag

A term to call people who piss you off when you don't want to be offensive to women.

GAH! I hate that kid! He's such a total slouche bag!

by Tmunger November 25, 2007

Slouche Bag

Combination of "Sleaze Bag" and "Douche Bag" that you say when furiously trying to describe someone you loathe and can't decide which term you want to use, so they come out at the same time.

So Becca, how'd your date go?" "Don't fuckin' get me started... he kept trying to get me to "try the long island iced tea" because "they make it really good here". He tipped the bartender to keep putting too much booze in my drinks. Then he offered to pay my cab fare on the condition that I was going back to his apartment. He was such a fucking... sl... d... slouche bag!

by Pretley Sanders August 27, 2010