selisha

A beautiful and kind woman who is derpy very often. Common incidents include missing her mouth when drinking, walking into things or dropping things on people. However, her big tits and ass make up for this.

Boy 1: Ahh hows your girlfriend Selisha?
Boy 2: Well, she missed her mouth drinking again today
Boy 1: Oh well. She's got some nice tits though so it could be worse!

by ISK May 23, 2014

Splish

Splish: Meaning dapper. Usually referring to menswear. Having a style so free and easy that nothing could be crisper than the starch on that mans shirt.

Used in unison with Statue because it's so timeless. Splish like a statue: meaning timeless style.

First used in Australia by the Jefferson Boys, Perth circa 1989.

A term used to recognize discernibly dressed men of like minded style.

"He's so splish, like a statue. Where'd he get that suit?"

by CrayCray777 September 15, 2013

Splish splash

Splish splash is a term used to describe a multitude of expressions generally relating to an idgaf attitude, bad ass vibes, and a splash of sass. Various meanings depending on the tone used, ranging from but not limited to fuck off ever so kindly/idgaf, why not/yolo, and many more. ~*~Enjoi~*~

Rule following friend: you shouldn’t be doing that, you’ll get us in trouble

Her: splish splash betch, watch and learn

Haterz amongst each other: omg can you believe her outfit to an event like this? What message is she trying to convey with that crop top?

Her to said haterz: splish splash muhfuqqqqas let me live

by Discodolly October 19, 2018

Spliphany

When an individual just finished smoking the end of a joint and he/she has a "great" idea or an epiphany.

I just had a spliphany to sell novelty coat hangers online.

by alin82 January 21, 2010

splosha

A contraction of the popular saying "Sorry about you."

"Wow, you just got t-boned by a semi in your new BMW? Splosha dude."

by emogothnintendoslut December 23, 2014

Splishack

What results after correcting a self-proclaiming elitist or authoritative.

"Oh Splishack! Jon f*ed up while he was trying to correct my grammar!"

by Mark Guerrero May 2, 2005

splish

When you're taking a shit... a splish is a piece of poo that hits the toilet water and causes a splash, possibly getting various parts of your ass wet.

Ahhh that damn splish got shitwater all over my ass cheeks

by I M A Dogg January 3, 2008