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splintersection

A confusing intersection of 5 or more streets, commonly found in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
Take the middle left, not the first or third left, at the splintersection of River, Rialto, rt 28, and 30th and 31st street.
by Nick (just Nick) December 2, 2021
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Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.
Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”
by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021
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Splinters

When a woman hasn't shaved in awhile, and you feel very little hairs as grope her leg.
Damn girl, you got splinters!
by pistolpetee January 7, 2010
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Splitass Cockhouse

A Splitass(from the derogatory term for female) that greatly enjoys giving lonely Cocks a home.Although "splitass cockhouse" is usually used in jest ,a true Splitass Cockhouse Can often be seen leaving an event with a different man then they came with. Both men could boast to their friends the next day that they fed her pigeon milk either in a bathroom stall or the alley next to the bar.

when used in the playful nature affectionately between friends,like one would use bitch,It Hints at knowing they like to hook up as much as you do.Great for friends with benefits.
Your hitting the bars with me tonight you Splitass Cockhouse.

Bill "see that cougar i was just dancing with ,I hit that in the washroom"
Tim "Me too, last night ,that splitass cockhouse."
by Billytucker June 3, 2010
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chin splints

Similar to shin splints, a chin splint is any injury of the chin, jaw, mouth, or tongue that has been suffered as a result of performing fellatio or cunnilingus.
"Babe, I can't go down on you tonight, I'm suffering hella chin splints."
by TSayvs June 11, 2013
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face splinters

Daddy, your beard looks like lot of little splinters in your face. Face splinters.
by Semada July 16, 2017
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anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole
Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me
by pponkie September 27, 2019
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