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spligdaggot

Much like a bodaggot (being a clump of dried feces entangled with anus hair) a spligdaggot is a clump or dried semen entangled with frontal pubic hair.
Dude is that a spligdaggot? Don't you shower?

I don't know what happened. I just woke up and I was covered in spligdaggots!
by Alex Simms March 6, 2008
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Sliddy

Noun; Adjective; Verb; Pronoun
1.v. Moving Forward (Derived from the 3 steps ahead technique from chess).
2. n. person who is progressing in life.

-also a person who is considered a party goer.
3. The act of getting drunk and/or high.
4. Focus Forward movement
5. Word describing another person's physical movement away from you.
1. There is only one way we can get sliddy in this business, we need a power move.
2. I began my path on a sliddy aspect to become who I am. Noticing that becoming sliddy would better my chances at progressing.

-I am a Sliddy type of person.
3. I was too sliddy last night.
4. SliddyEnt

5. You need to get sliddy from around me!
by Iam Sliddy June 6, 2013
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Spiddle My Spidoo

Another way to tell someone to suck your dick
"Spiddle My Spidoo, Why?, Because I love you"
by Gary S. August 7, 2008
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spluddle-huffer

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney
The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)
by shyjason September 5, 2005
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Spliedt

phrase said or shouted during sex or masturbation while coming.
I spliedted all over her face.
by thebigzambonie November 29, 2009
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Splindigestion

Indigestion, diarrhea, bowel cramps, or a number of internal maladies caused by the ingestion of the sugar substitute Splinda.
The splindigestion I got from those cal-free cupcakes gave me two hours of diarromit.
by crbenlon-- Shortpunt Slapnuts October 13, 2010
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Splidoon

A unit of currency, typically the U.S. dollar, roughly comparable to the contemporary slangy use of "ducats." Often used when the amount of money in question is significant.
Tickets to that football game are pricey stuff...you'll be out at least six hundred and twelve point twelve Splidoons, buckaroo.
by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2012
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