spleen

Another word for spliff in limited use in the East Midlands, UK.

"Can I av next uns on that spleen yof"

by The Monk September 23, 2004

SPLEENED

1) The act of being killed with a spleen.
2) The act of having one's spleen explode in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire.
3) More specifically it is the act of having ones own spleen exploding in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire while inside its owners body, causing death by means of lack of spleen juice to supply their gods who require spleen juice to remain godly, see ilge.
4) The act of beating somone with a spleen after it is removed from the corpse of a person who commited suicide after commiting a shmagoiganing. See shamgoigan

1) HAHA YOU'VE GOT SPLEENED!!
2) Dude! his spleen just exploded in a burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire!
3) Woah his spleen exploded in some sort of burning cinder fury of crimson chaos fire and killed him because he has no spleen juice to sacrifice to his godly gods who require apleen jiuce to remain godly!
4) YOU'VE GOT BEAT!!

by Eric February 27, 2004

Spleening

Pinching or grabbing a person, with force, in the side of their abdomen.

When Nora was angry and pinched Darby's side, Darby shouted, "Ouch! You're spleening me!"

by NotStacy July 13, 2009

spleen

A boy who has no spleen, therefore making him quite slow and german. He also likes to tamper in the gay society, whilst driving a metallic gold mini cooper picking up homo's on the streets.
He has three friends, two irish and one polish.
He walks like a toddler

fariz - "DAMN that spleen guy is so cute"
rhiannon - "Spleeny, buy me a drink?"
Chris "HUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHH"

by iwantmoore February 28, 2008

Spleening

To penetrate the female vagina or rectum (or the male rectum) deeply with the penis.

i.e. penertrating so deeply as to touch the spleen)

I gave her/him a good spleening (

by Karl Carpenter March 5, 2004

Spleening

Spleening : the act of brushing a female's teeth with her own vaginal fluid, whilst using your finger. Thus resulting in her throwing up.

You know what Todd did the other night? He was spleening this broad, Kim because she wouldn't let him go raw daddy after they were boozing all night.

Fuck that bitch, I spleened her for not putting out.

by Skottiedeep September 14, 2018

spleen

The internal organ that u will die if you rupture.

therefore concerned occupational health doctors are very stupid towards thee ass-fore-mentioned air-ia

MEG GET OFF OF PETER OR YOU MIGHT RUPTURE HIS SPLEEN!!!!!!!

AND IF YOU RUPTURE HIS SPLEEN HE WILL DIE.

by Slugworth August 30, 2005