splurchase

The buying of something that you don't really need, or maybe even want, just because you think that buying SOMETHING will improve your mood. origin: "splurge"+"purchase".

After having a bad day:

"Hey, I think I'm going to buy this Matrix Revolutions on DVD."
"What?? Why the hell would you buy that??"
"I know. Don't worry about my sanity - it's just a splurchase."

by TexLonghorn August 22, 2012

Splerch

When you spurt out fluids from any part of your body.

"I laughed so hard at that joke that I splerched some milk out of my nose"

"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"

"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"

by arnica junkie November 5, 2018

SPLORCH

A weird alien-like egg-laying dildo

Randall's mother found his splorch and couldn't help but wonder how he obtained such a weird novelty.

DUDE YOU OWN A SPLORCH? WHERE ARE IT'S EGGS??

by IndianTroll December 5, 2016

Splatch

Patch of hair located above the penis or vagina but below the stomach. It becomes rather thick when unshaved and may take several razor blades to completely shave it if left unshaven for long periods of time.

Dude,one of my splatch hairs got caught in her braces last night and it hurt like fuck!

by JoeyD May 20, 2005

Splorch

Food that is pre-processed and comes in a can, box or bag. Of dubious nutritional value, taste and may cause gastrointestinal distress. But it is CHEAP. Named after the sound it makes when it comes out of it's container.

You know that boy's a bachelor, nothing but beer in the fridge, pizzas in the freezer and splorch in the pantry.

by TM 9-2320-280-10 February 5, 2019

Splarsh

A dish primarily consisting of the byproduct in pumpkinseed oil.

Y'all got any Splarsh?

by Noah Spurbeck August 5, 2017

Splorch

The sound made when chocolate pudding is thrown against a wall. First used to describe a story being told by a former child star after working with an angry Bill Cosby.

Cosby: Then you take the chocolate pudding and SPLORCH! Right against the wall!

by Tai Zidek January 5, 2005