Splice

anything, or anyone, but usually in a sexual manner

"Dude I just spliced that bitch!"

"I dare John to splice Danielle in the back bedroom"

"Bitch say one more thing and imma splice you in the face"

by Spliceitup October 31, 2010

Splice

To metaphorically cut/shank. Figurative language used to express your distaste-aimed at an individual or establishment.

Just found out Becky cheated on me. Ima "splice her damn face".

Splice- to figuratively shank or cut

by Honey boo boo February 22, 2017

Splicendiferouse

The gayer way of saying excellent. Usually as in a way of feeling or emotion.

Guy 1: I’m just Splicendiferouse today, darling!
Guy 2: Dude. You’re such a fag.

by GregCo March 7, 2020

cock splicer

You know that boss of yours who just treats you like everything you do is retarded? The 'obviously jealous of your manhood' type = Cock-Splicer/Cock Splicer/CockSplicer

That Jared sure is being a little cock splicer again isn't he?

by MrRickSpert September 17, 2016

Splicerific

The positive sensation experienced when you mix two things that are not normally mixed, just like the iced desert called a 'Splice' which consists of vanilla ice cream coated in pine-lime flavoured ice (Who woulda thunk it?!).

You could say that good-looking people of mixed racial ancestry are splicerific.

Jeremy: Hey Jackie, drinking hot tea with milk while eating a raspberry ice block is totally splicerific! I bet the others are regretting the fact that they didn't get stuck right in!
Jackie: Yeah I reckon! I can completely relate to that!
Sven: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Jill: Me neither. I am experiencing extreme regret at not living outside of my comfort zone right now.

by teaman2 June 1, 2010

spliced

Severly fucked up on multiple drugs. Term taken from the Outkast cd, Aquemini.

Man I drank some liqour and smoked a blunt. I'm spliced!

by BigDaddyKyle January 19, 2004

splice

1. A word used when a person is being either burned, dissed or an unfortunate event has accured and it is nessary for the term.
2. To Be Used.

Example 1:
Lyndon - (Stubbes His Toe...)
Paul - (Looks To Lyndon, Points) Splice!
Example 2:
Lyndon - Yo Paul, my GF just dumpt me...
Paul - (very quickly says) Splice!

by Kevin Borst September 8, 2008