spizzet

The act of shitting, pissing, jizzing, and vomiting simultaneously

Bro I spizzeted so hard in your mom last night.

by PizzaliociousPizzMaster_69420 February 26, 2023

Spitzer Swallow

key question to ask when arranging a liason with an online escort agency; it will determine whether or not the lady in question will ingest one's ejaculate

Yes, yes, she's lovely... but for $5,500 an hour, does she Spitzer swallow?

by C.C. Black March 13, 2008

spazzerfullicius

A conversation between two people that has multiple insults, and ends with an awkward word...

Person A: "Uh this is gross"
Person B: "Your face is gross"
Person A: "your gross"
Person B: "your a.... pie"
Person A" "??"
Person C: "That was spazzerfullicius"

by Penersspazz January 29, 2009

skizzermaplop

When you have to shit badly, you run to the bathroom and barely make it in time. Sometimes, before your butt even hits the seat. It gets pushed out with such velocity that it causes water to splash up into your asshole.

I had to go so badly, I ran out into the McDonalds and dropped a skizzermaplop in an unflushed toilet.

by Bhelm February 2, 2009

Spitzerize

spit-zer-ize

Verb

1. The act of spending a large sum of money on an expensive prostitute, similar to how Eliot Spitzer spent large sums of money on prostitute Ashley Dupre.

Man, when I get my bonus next quarter, I'm totally gonna spitzerize that shit.

by doctorgroove August 2, 2008

Swizzer

Another slang word for for money.

Guy1: Hey homie what have you been doing all day?

Guy2: Just working, tryna get that swizzer!

by Mr Awawl August 16, 2008

skizzerin

Skizzerin is derived from "scissoring" which is a sexual practice usually done by lesbians. Wherein the practice usually entails the two women positioning themselves so their genitalia can rub together. This connotation of this word has evolved to mean when women cause drama either amongst themselves or those around them.

"Bitches be 'skizzerin'.

by McHuman Deluxe February 25, 2009