canadian spiderdog

Grade A maple syrup is first imported from the hills of Saskatchewa canada. The male coats his 8 fingers sufficiently with syrup (no thumbs). He then prepares his victim by putting her in the doggy position. the 8 fingers coated in syrup then glide into the anus. the victim screams EEHH! until climax is reached

I gave your mother a Canadian spiderdog in the wee hours of the morning

by Shit stain April 16, 2015

Spidermonkey

An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.

Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.

As a Verb

"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"


As an Adjective

Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?

Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.


In the Workplace

(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.

by Tiger02 February 23, 2009

spiderfood

Male genitalia.

"I thought the quality of your photography to be excellent, Mr. Moore; however, compositionally, male nudes are problematic, as it is hard to draw the viewer's attention away from the spiderfood."

by zenorabariella March 30, 2010

Cutthroat Spidermonkey

A cutthroat Spidermonkey, is another name for a clingy hardass bitch. The name is derived from the word Cutthroat meaning, to have no pitty and able to do anything it takes to get what one wants. A spider monkey is a tropical forest monkey that, once it finds its mate, never leaves it side, thus very clingy.

Raashmi is a Cutthroat Spidermonkey.

by ihatechris! October 24, 2011

dirty spiderhole

The slimy putrid streched asshole of a prostitute.

Upon seeing her dirty spiderhole I asked for my twenty dollars back.

by JUberstinkmaster May 13, 2005

spiderbomb

The art of placing one's clenched fist inside another human being. Once inside, opening the palm and 'twiddling' one's fingers.

Fat: I well got spiderbombed last night!

Slag: Did you? What's it like?

Fat: Imagine fisting, but they tickle you with their fingers at the same time.

by Spider-Bomb_Artiste October 13, 2007

spiderbeemothsquito

noun. an evil, inbred, crossbreed between a spider, bee, moth, and mosquito that loves raspberries. indigenous to south eastern massachusetts, more specifically, Kamp Crazy Kevin.

when he tried to pick the wild raspberries, he was attacked en masse by the dreaded spiderbeemothsquito.

by muc1273 July 6, 2011