Italian Spiderman

When you ejaculate into your own hand and then fling it into someone's face while exclaiming "That's Amore!"

"I gave your grandmother an Italian Spiderman the other day. She still can't see out of her right eye. Bitch baked me a crooked pie."

by Mike1980 June 23, 2008

spiderland

A Slint record. One of the greatest albums of the 1990s.

"More known for its frequent name-checks than its actual music, Spiderland remains one of the most essential and chilling releases in the mumbling post-rock arena." All Music Guide

by robocow13 February 3, 2008

6 way spiderman

When 6 co-workers have an orgy in front of their 85 year-old co-worker as her dying wish.

Kiss, or do a 6 way Spiderman.

by Jerico18 March 30, 2019

funky spiderman

A euphemism for autocratic asphyxiation

I've got my belt and my lube, time to do the funky spiderman

by Ansuz August 27, 2015

DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN

phrase - used when Spiderman is suspected of doing something evil.

Nacho: *sniff*, "I smell fish sticks..DAMN YOU SPIDERMAN!!!"

"Someone has cut my hair too short...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Is that...an ugly girl? DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Banana splits...mmmmm...good. WAIT! Its not split evenly! DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"This tuff gangster jacket is too small for me...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"There are no bagels in the fridge...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"I made a D in Social Studies. Now I'm grounded. That last F almost made me fail...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11"

"Polly is trying to call me again...DAMN YOU SPIDER MAN!!!!!!11 WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??????11"

by Can Not May 15, 2005

angry spiderman

It's when you're doing a girl doggy style, and you pull out and nut in your hand. When she turns around you fling the jizzem in her eyes similar to when spidey flings his web.

I gave your mother the angry spiderman last night, and she liked it.

by James Roe April 14, 2005

Spidermare

The experience of a nightmare about spiders after a spider-related incident. Most often experienced by those with arachnophobia or extreme anxiety in the presence of a large and/or poisonous spider. Can often result in screams and leaping out of bed before fully awake, most likely due to their very realistic nature and tendency to be set in your actual sleeping environment.

That huge spider that I found crawling on me yesterday has given me spidermares

by carnim April 6, 2011