A sub human neanderthal, lives on a council estate, easily identified by their branded clothing, bad haircuts, cheap jewellery and shitty "souped up" vauxhall corsas.
Bearable in ones and twos because they have too much natural cowardice to say anything, as they dont consider 1v1 or even 2v1 to be a fair fight.
However if there are three or more (depends on size of them and their quarry) then you had better not look at these "bawd lawds" twice, because then you enter their "zone of awareness".
Everyone within their "zone of awareness" that they consider to be someone they dont like (ie. most people), and they will begin to hurl insults that they are convinced are the pinnacle of wit. Unfortuantly these insults usually take the form of "fockin(noun) wenker". The noun can usually be replaced by "fenain" or "brit" if they belive you to be of a different political/religius beliefs (although they have no true beliefs themselves they just copy their "mates"), alternativly if you something black that isnt some form of addidas or nike clothing you will no doubt be branded a "gethic" and be ridiculed for you poor (lol) fashion sense.
If drunk (which is often) the people who are in their zone of awareness are seen as enemies, who must be "bait" in the currently "fair" fight (12v1).
Fortuanatly as long as you quickly leave their zone of awareness before this happens they quickly forget you exist.
The irony is of course that they always consider "you" to be a freak....
Bearable in ones and twos because they have too much natural cowardice to say anything, as they dont consider 1v1 or even 2v1 to be a fair fight.
However if there are three or more (depends on size of them and their quarry) then you had better not look at these "bawd lawds" twice, because then you enter their "zone of awareness".
Everyone within their "zone of awareness" that they consider to be someone they dont like (ie. most people), and they will begin to hurl insults that they are convinced are the pinnacle of wit. Unfortuantly these insults usually take the form of "fockin(noun) wenker". The noun can usually be replaced by "fenain" or "brit" if they belive you to be of a different political/religius beliefs (although they have no true beliefs themselves they just copy their "mates"), alternativly if you something black that isnt some form of addidas or nike clothing you will no doubt be branded a "gethic" and be ridiculed for you poor (lol) fashion sense.
If drunk (which is often) the people who are in their zone of awareness are seen as enemies, who must be "bait" in the currently "fair" fight (12v1).
Fortuanatly as long as you quickly leave their zone of awareness before this happens they quickly forget you exist.
The irony is of course that they always consider "you" to be a freak....
by brycey June 17, 2004
characterised by a stupid 'barcode' 'tash, shaved head apart from a fringe, a baseball cap on the very back of the head (the closer the peak is to vertical, the harder they think they are), trackies (usually white or disgustingly flourescent).
A complete lack of intelligence is usually neccessary, as is the pack mentality (usually displayed through large groups standing outside an offlicense crowded round a radio playin 'beats' and swearing at the 'wenkers' who wont get them shwall a.k.a. booze, usually white lightning - dirty dirty cider).
Usually seen riding around belfast on gopeds - those microscooters with a hairdryer engine on the back, or if they are slightly less trampy, in a 'madifeyd' vauxhall nova.
Their favourite activities include hassling people, robbing pensioners, kickin' off on people for no reason apart from 'slabberin', and sniffing glue.
A complete lack of intelligence is usually neccessary, as is the pack mentality (usually displayed through large groups standing outside an offlicense crowded round a radio playin 'beats' and swearing at the 'wenkers' who wont get them shwall a.k.a. booze, usually white lightning - dirty dirty cider).
Usually seen riding around belfast on gopeds - those microscooters with a hairdryer engine on the back, or if they are slightly less trampy, in a 'madifeyd' vauxhall nova.
Their favourite activities include hassling people, robbing pensioners, kickin' off on people for no reason apart from 'slabberin', and sniffing glue.
by jj July 04, 2004
Originally from the term Spiderman because of the clothes they wore. ie. fashion sense of spiderman.
Usually come accompanied with sovereigns, moustaches, short hair, baseball caps, shell suits and hang around in groups of a hundred + lookin for a diggin`.
(also linked to most forms of trance and hardcore)
Usually come accompanied with sovereigns, moustaches, short hair, baseball caps, shell suits and hang around in groups of a hundred + lookin for a diggin`.
(also linked to most forms of trance and hardcore)
by al July 06, 2003
spides older steek in an astra drinking white lightnig cider or stella richer ones wkd. spides r gay. spides rapr grannys.
favrouit words ,like,wee lad,ur ma, wats a spide/steek.
we are not spides we are chavs. (thats not some thing u want to be)
we are not spides we are chavs. (thats not some thing u want to be)
by cavan April 11, 2006
by FlashlightMemelord February 11, 2018
The oh-so-cool snazed up cheap car driven by 'norn iron's' rodent problem.
They tend to be driven with bass speakers installed and at full volume playing the latest song (I say this in want of a more suitable word), oh, and shouting at people on the street, whom they wouldn't normaly say anything to unless they had 5:1 odds.
They tend to be driven with bass speakers installed and at full volume playing the latest song (I say this in want of a more suitable word), oh, and shouting at people on the street, whom they wouldn't normaly say anything to unless they had 5:1 odds.
by cray October 30, 2005
The 80's/90's version of a Belfast smick, they like their North Face trackies and caps and they think they are so fine and smooth with the ladies. Always have a cigarette hanging out of their mouth.
by Sheebee31 April 14, 2022