spermanent

Giving your girl a little "hairstyling help" at the of a "romantic encounter"

Every morning, Jim and John would give Kathy and Amy fresh new spermanents.

by Bri May 15, 2003

Spermeate

To cause sperm or seminal fluid to spread or flow throughout; pervade

At first sight of Lady Rodenza, a dark stain spermeated the crotch of Don Diaz's pants, causing him utmost embarassment.

by Eric H. April 10, 2005

spermwanker

A spermwanker is someone who acts gay and is overall a crusty person.

"Get out of here you spermwanker!"

"Yo i caught him catching a boner at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he's obviously such a spermwanker."

by Whydoiexistpleasekillme February 8, 2017

spermware

When your computer is slow as fuck from all the viruses and spyware you get from porn and jerking off around and on your computer, you get spermware.

IT: How can i help you sir?
You: Oh my computer is really slow, I don't know whats wrong with it
IT: From just looking at your bowers history I think your computer has spermware! Yep no doubt about it.

by AntiDevil23 June 21, 2016

spermiate

what a gay boy has for supper.
or to infiltrate an orifice with goo.

stevie sure did enjoy that spermiate last night.
lola was amazed at joe's ability to spermiate.

by John P Ursel February 15, 2008

spermicate

When you ejaculate onto something.

I spermicated into Chris Nocera's mouth

by samzazu July 15, 2010

Spermface!

A slang for "ass","shithead"

Damn,Eric ur sch a Spermface!

by GrimMeeper! May 12, 2010