spermatorrhea

The uncontrollable flow of sperm from the penis due to a failure of qi.

"Hey man, it looks like you spilled some yogurt on your pants."

"Oh, no, i didn't. My qi is all outta whack and now i've got a terrible case of spermatorrhea."

by Morgoth the dark lord of dirt February 1, 2010

Spergatory

The compulsive state of being obsessed with knowing every possible detail about a particular subject (i.e. sperging out). The state is only left when the entrant has learned far more about the subject than can ever possibly be put to practical use. A combination of sperg and purgatory.

I'm deep in spergatory about nutrition right now. I'll let you know when I've finished the internet on it.

by crackedd December 30, 2011

Spermatory

A facility that remanufactures male sperm and strictly vow on being environmentally friendly by refusing, reusing and recycling.

"I volunteered down at the spermatory today so I could give back to my community."

by Heavenlysinner420 November 14, 2020

spermatically

A term often used on Corporate Conference calls to illustrate when similar things appear or happen at irregular intervals in time; occasional:

Often used publicaly.

Toni spermatically articulates herself by inventing a new word.

in a sporadic manner; "he only works sporadically"

by DanielD April 15, 2007

spermacoligist

A male or female who specializes in the taste, smell, and texture of semen.

My ex girlfriend is a spermacoligist she sucked off all my friends trying to find a new breed of semen.

by Waco March 6, 2007

spermtooth

Similar to the phrase "sweet thooth" which is used to describe someone who loves sweet things, someone with a sperm tooth loves the taste of sperm.

Mika has a spermtooth.

by D.P.Lipsky March 18, 2004

spermatophagus

a bird that feeds on seeds.

A finch is a spermatophagus.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012