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speedoholic

1)A person addicted to speed.

(Just like alcoholic is a person addicted to alcohol.)

2)A rash driver

3)One who can't drive slow
Michael Schumacher is a speedoholic
by speedoholic July 30, 2010
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Speedo

A speedo is a style of swimwear for men and boys which is akin to briefs in terms of how it's shaped. It derives its name from the Speedo company, which first introduced that particular style of swimwear, although people generally refer to all brief-cut bathing suits as speedos, even if they aren't made by the Speedo brand. The fabric of speedos is comprised of lycra/spandex and nylon, making them quick-drying, smooth to touch, and form-fitting.

Speedos are quite a common swimwear choice for men and boys who live in Europe, South America, Australia, and Asia (especially Russia). Unfortunately, for some bizarre reason, speedos aren't well received in North America despite them being sexier in style than conventional swimming shorts.

Speedos have even managed to make their way into rules and laws of certain establishments and areas. There are many swimming pools in Europe (especially France), which require all males to wear speedos for sanitary purposes. The reason is because males may be in dirty areas outside the pool facility while wearing conventional swimming shorts and then track the filth into the pool; but it is assumed that with speedos, a pair of pants is worn over them until it's time for swimming, thus making speedos less exposed to the elements than regular shorts.

On the opposite end of the spectrum, the town of Cape May New Jersey USA had banned men from wearing speedos in public. In the 1960's, the South Jersey beach town made a law stating that any male over 12 years of age could not wear swim briefs. This ban was passed mainly because of homophobic claims that speedos were essentially worn by gay men for no other reason but to advertise their 'goods' to each other. The ban was finally lifted in April 2005, more than three decades later.

To sum up, speedos are the sexiest swim attire for men and the world needs more of them.
"Damn, look at that hot boy in speedos over there. He knows he's looking fine."
by I_love_tobacco March 5, 2008
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'Musiales wszystko spierdolic!' - You fucked it up you fucking loser
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Spendocrat

A derogatory term used by republicans and 'true liberals' to cast shame on democrats that increase taxes and the national debt. It was first used in 1963 during a republican debate but has since been popularised by 'The Simpsons'
The illiterate tax cheating, wife swapping, pot smoking, spendocrat diamond Joe Quimby
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Us republicans can agree that the dillusional program put forward by spendocrat Bernie Sanders would leave this country broker than it currently is
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SHERDOG

A forum where a bunch of morons try to act tough but in reality they all are a bunch of pussies.
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by SCRUFFLES October 21, 2008
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Spero

Sexy greek with large biceps and has no form and is acwardly good in carless and clumsy way and is a great lover tends to be the best you ever have
Some one who works hard a gets results is a Spero
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superdooper

when sometyhing is spiffing/ absolutely great. it can be said to be wuperdooper,
word up my bredren that is superdooper, chin
by MrW February 1, 2005
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