Spelling

Something that a great many intelligent and creative people have problems with. The lack of this skill is a cause for alarm among the English majors. Mechanical memorisation that is beat into you in grade school that causes a life long dislike for the English language

If Spelling is the essence of great writing why don't we have a great proofreaders section at the library ?

by benthrer March 21, 2008

spelling

The visual basis of language. When combined with grammar, a means to efficacious communication. To assert otherwise is to fundamentally denounce meaning entirely.

Your spelling is abyssmal. Stupid knob-chugging wanker. Please die.

by king_o_poo May 3, 2003

spelling

The complete and utter lost cause of posting an entry to this site. I always try to appear compus-mentus when adding an entry. By the time it appeares here, I'm an illeriterate window-licker.

Uhhh, entry. Cannot enter entry correctly due to lack of education, qualifiactions, typing skills. Make contributor look like dick-splash, uhh!!! Cannot spell.

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Spelling

Da scill dat menee uf u peepz on da webz lakk.

I had to dumb it down for you.

Spelling is the arrangement of letters in a particular order to form words.

Kaylee just won the regional spelling bee!

OR

You lack a gargantuan amount of spelling and grammar skills, my dear friend.

by MyNameIsNoneofYourBusiness December 2, 2011

spelling

Something Americans brag is so easy yet they cannot do.

Nu fuk spehln bruh I no needs tuh giv u a dum definishinne uf spehln! .!. Spelling=lost

by QwertyXIII August 20, 2016

spell

An exceptionally long amount of time.

I ain't had a cigarette in quite a spell.

by SpeedoMask April 13, 2004

Spelling

A void in modern internet literacy, which has been quickly replaced by the need to express often pointless and poorly-thought-out ideas as quickly as possible. This includes the shortening of a three letter word into one letter (you-u) and a two letter word into a number (to-2).

I haf 2 b ther. cya l8er.

Crocodile Hunter: Rightt, what you see there just beyond those bushes. That's spelling, exceptionally rare these days.

by Silentedge August 24, 2009