Alaskan Spear-Chucker

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.

Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.

by Uthorr February 11, 2013

Spearb

The Best rapper of the century. Also known as changbin of stray kids. Author of amazing solo song IF.
Part of 3racha 3 racha
Iconic lines:

"you can be fiona, I‘ll be shrek; ugly and immature swag” - wow

“I‘m not trying to show off my arms with this sleeveless shirt” - domestic banana

“give me an award alright” - p.a.c.e

“my left and right brains overheat and don‘t work” - domestic banana

“hey lujah, I mean hallelujah” - runner‘s high

“matryoshka seems like you‘re curious what‘s inside of me“ - matroyshka

“minus, plus” - +.-

“double knot, double knot, tie it twice every day” - double knot

“I‘m the real life jack sparrow, music is 3RACHA‘s ship on the sea” - broken compass
“so don‘t worry you‘re doing more than enough” - for you
“my road to hell, is there something to be afraid of? 8 million people already saw me go up the hellevator” - scene stealers

“a PE body has always been my standard” - intro
“I believe my ambition is my vision” - +.-
“just this one line is a scene stealer, not just one line but one letter‘s a verse killer” - scene stealer
“1,2,3RACHA spotlight, the highlight starts” - intro

-creds to Jisung-i on tumblr-

Person1: who is this great dark rapper spitting fire and saying yoh
stay: IT'S SPEARB

by Linodancinggem August 25, 2019

spearmint dick

This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.

i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.

ahhhh that fresh feel.

by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

Turtle Spear

A thin hollow tube of plastic for drinking liquids, also know as a straw. Occasionally found in the stomachs of animals and in the noses of turtles.

Starbucks Barista: How can I help you?
Jeremy: Can I get a Grande Iced Caramel Macchiato, minus the turtle spear?
Starbucks Barista: ...Excuse me?
Jeremy: A Turtle Spear.. you know, the thing used to drink your overpriced coffee and kill turtles?
Starbucks Barista: Ooh a straw! Sure thing.
Jeremy: Thank you! Just trying to save the world.

by @ComedicWizard April 7, 2019

Venetian Spearman

When you stand fully erect 15 feet from your bitch spread eagle and sprint full speed towards her hoping for full penetration.

I told that bitch to spread'em. The Venetian spearman is about to slay that puss.

by imhayes86 January 28, 2017

spear huckin jungle bunny

1-an everyday common word for an african american, or plain old black person.
2-a.k.a hoola hoopin chicken lickin jungle turkey

and here, as you can see, the spear huckin jungle bunny silently stalks its pray.

by thugnificent & jewmocracy June 18, 2010

Spearman sausage slapper

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).

Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

by SpearmanRules April 22, 2009