Speed Rape

To repetitavely own and beast over an individual without relenting or showing mercy until the victim has been completely and utterly stripped of any remaining pride, possesions, and/or respect.

"Geez, that faggot's ass must be sore from the speed rape we gave him in the paintball match today."
"Yeah, he should have given up after we shot him the first 30 times."
"Gotta love the response triggers on these guns."

by WebbWilliams February 8, 2008

Speedbaged

(Speedbaged): when your sitting and fart and it rides up frontwards and hits your sac repeatedly. The longer you pass gas, the more your sac gets hit like a (speedbag).

"man I just let one go and (speedbaged) my sac. "
" a few things a womon can't do and one of them is give herself a (speedbag)"
"don't you hate when you (speedbag) yourself so hard, you almost drop to your knees

by Washuaiki June 14, 2009

speedration

The act of hydrating oneself in a very timely manner.

After an intense round of squash, Kate knew she would have to do some serious speedration in order to ready herself for hot yoga.

by PlantBetPeoples March 28, 2017

Chinese Speedragon

When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper

Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by Cadester03 August 5, 2018

speediate

To speed up a process

me: I don't like microwaves
friend: Really? I speediate cooking by throwing my potato in the microwave first, then the oven.

by hawkin October 21, 2011

speedrace

a way to say that you need to hurry up and go fast/er or to do something quickly

" hey zu and jay we gotta speedrace to the appoinment because its late ! "

by grabadora March 6, 2009

speedracer

An alcoholic beverage containing-
1 ounce raspberry vodka (double if you want)
the rest of the glass filled with strawberry fruitopia

I drank like 9 speedracers last night and got so hammered!

by elliottlukas February 2, 2014