Seedophile

The word seedophile is a combination of a pedophile and a seedy person. An all around terrible terrible person

Aria: “yeah he’s like totally a seedaphile. So seedy that I can’t cope. And I have a feeling he likes kids.”
Hanna: “ew just break up with him already!”

Aria: “I can’t the seedophile will give me bad grades!”

by Heymamas:) January 3, 2022

shredophile

(n) someone who is addicted to snowboarding or skiing. Not to be confused with a snowmosexual.

(Person 1) -- dude, its the third day of the season and Nate already has 30 hours on the mountain

(Person 2) -- I know bro, he's such a shredophile

(Nate) -- hey fuck you guys! You're just a bunch of jealous snowmosexual dickheads!

by GonzoTorpedo December 30, 2011

Spectophile

A spectophile is a person who is sexually attracted to people who wear glasses. People who are classified as spectophiles are often anime characters and sometimes fans of anime.

Person A- "Wow that girl's so hot."
Person B- "No, she's not! You like anyone who wears glasses! You're just a spectophile!"

Person A- "Wow that girl's so hot."
Person B- "No, she's not! You like anyone who wears glasses! You're just a spectophile!"

by Hoovoolooian November 17, 2014

sweedophile

one obsessed with sweeden.

she is such a sweedophile.

by britni February 4, 2005

Speedofile

A middle aged man who hangs around swimming pools in skin tight trunks who offers to help children in and out of the pool.

Mummy, mummy, who's that strange looking man in the tight trunks ? He's a speedofile darling...stay away from him

by Smed69 February 18, 2005

Spedophile

The spedophile is an advanced form of child molester who specializes in special ed children due to their low mental state and high gullibility.

“I’d arrest that kid, but I gotta give him props: he’s a spedophile, he knows what he’s doing!”

by Slydog11 June 24, 2020

Spedophile

Something you call someone when they're not so smart and also like to touch children

"Man, President Biden is such a spedophile."

by Judge, Jury, Executioner January 21, 2021