speedhorn

metamphetamine induced erection

i got a speedhorn, lets fuck!!

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

Speedcock.net

The speediest social networking site.

Hey Bro, I need to update my status on speedcock.net!

by rhino91494 September 15, 2011

Speedcore

An extremely brutal form of electronica which contains beats of 200-400 bpm. It's the equivelent of taking a jackhammer to the head. This music WILL most likely give you a headache if taken in large doses.

ScreamerClauz - Bloody Underwear

I listened to speedcore for 30 straight minutes and my ass exploded.

by SLAYtanic February 13, 2005

Speedtown

Speedway, Indiana. It's just west of Indianapolis and home to the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. The school nickname is the Sparkplugs.

Hey, are you going anywhere for Spring Break?

No, I'm just going to stay here in Speedtown. With my cats...

Ohhhhh....

by Math July 18, 2005

speedcock

Most effective in an academic or work situation, speedcock begins when the victim leaves a book or jotter open and leaves it unattended. The objective is to draw as many cocks as possible on the page before the victim returns.

*Scott turns and leaves the classroom*
*Joey turns immediately, opening a random page in his notepad and speedcocking that foo'*

by Jaybhoy July 2, 2008

Speedybonkula

1.Describing great haste
2. someone who doesn't process thoughts well, an idiot.

1. Just go do it, SPEEDYBONKULA!
2. "Ya speedybonkula..."

by Moooooodiiiieeee May 30, 2009

speedbooster

A speedbooster is a word used to describe the scum within the NBA 2K community that abuse dribble move animations to gain a speed advantage over their opponent. Speedboosters make up the majority of the highest ranked people in the NBA 2k MyPark, for their lack of actual basketball IQ gives them a competitive edge.

"Dam yo we would've won that game if it wasn't for that no IQ speedbooster, fuck!"

by MouldyLearner19 December 5, 2016